Ask Applejack + Rainbow Dash

FanArtz! #1 by LadyBlueArt #2 by Inecendium #3 by El Martino #4...

FanArtz!

#1 by LadyBlueArt

#2 by Inecendium

#3 by El Martino

#4 by AskHumanRainbowJack

#5 by Immediocregoodbye

Ya guys know the good stuff, ehh? Thanks for all these awesome drawings!!

old times

old times

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RD:  *cough* 

RD:  *cough* 

 

 

 RD: Yeah. Everyone says Discord needs time to "get...

 RD: Yeah. Everyone says Discord needs time to "get used" to being a good guy. But until he brings himself to stopping shit like ANNOYING ME WITH GODDAMN COTTON CANDY CLOUDS when I try to do my weather job and pranking everyone! Until then we have to ~tolerate~ it. Ugh great.

But if you ask me, I don't trust this whole plan.

RD: How could I ever forget GILDA? Haha, I had the raddest time...

RD: How could I ever forget GILDA? Haha, I had the raddest time with her. We did stuff like chilling the whole day, breaking into shops at night, smokin' real nice hard stuff, pulling pranks on idiots, haha damn we even stole friggin' music instruments.

Well…At the same time… I'm happy that it  came to an end, after all. My life was pretty fucked up but hangin' out with her and doing nothing didn't help me to solve my BIG problems. More like  the complete opposite.  It wasn't really her fault but… ugh dunno. 

Maybe I miss her though.

 

AJ: Looki here what we found in our submission box! Thanks...

AJ: Looki here what we found in our submission box! Thanks y'all!

1st picture by jimmylethal (Daw, that's cute. Whatever "Sims 3" means.)

2nd picture by somechickidunno (YA KNOW RD'S A BIG CHEATER IN ARM WRESTLING however she did that darnit)

AJ: But Ah think we're about to handle that …...

AJ: But Ah think we're about to handle that … CHOCOLAT MILK?? W-wait

RD:  Wow haha d'you even know us? One of the reasons why I...

RD:  Wow haha d'you even know us? One of the reasons why I like her.

RD: To lazy to make a proper upate, here have some of that...

RD: To lazy to make a proper upate, here have some of that mane(lol)stream squareface thingies.

AB: ou ou ou maybe next Hearth's Warming  we could invite...

AB: ou ou ou maybe next Hearth's Warming  we could invite Sweetie Belle and Scootaloo too and then we could—

AJ: Nah, that wouldn't -

AB: OH PLEASE PLEASE PLEAAASE

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Part 2/2 AJ: Ah've really NEVER seen someone like you...

Part 2/2

AJ: Ah've really NEVER seen someone like you before…
RD: ehehehehe how would you discribe it? Absolutely stunning, super awesome, extre—
AJ: ANNOYING.

part 1

part 1

AJ: Since so many of ya were so curious 'bout our heights...

AJ: Since so many of ya were so curious 'bout our heights we made a size chart!   Wow Ah' never mentioned that RD is so small. Must have somethin' to do with her huge ego.

RD: hahahahfuckyou

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RD: After I read Rari's last post I thought everyone is...

RD: After I read Rari's last post I thought everyone is super interested in Rarity NSFW -style hahahha

human-pinkie-pie: askhumanappledash: human-pinkie-pie: askhumanappledash: AJ: Thanks for...

human-pinkie-pie:

askhumanappledash:

human-pinkie-pie:

askhumanappledash:

AJ: Thanks for caring  but there is  no reason to think of RD in such a bad way.

I don't understand??? Why do people say such mean things in the first place?? Dashie likes Applejack more than ice cream! No, even cakes!! Nono, even… even everything! So what do they mean with "cheating"??? Cheating means lying, right? But Applejack knows about Dashie and me. And about that one time with Lightning Dust, and the years with Gilda, and that time with Fleur des Lis, and oh that night with Spitfire, and on that sleepover with Rarity and Twilight, and with Apple Leaves, and the one time where she got drunk and woke op at Berry Punchs place, and the night with Lyra and Bonbon, and that time with my sister Inkie, and that nice time with Candy mane, and uuuuuuuh!!! right, there was this rumor with the mayor, and that one time with Cloudchaser and her sister, and in the hospital with one of the nurses, and there was this very good-looking guard, and those few times with Scratchie, and that almost-time with the shadow bolts, and not to forget her affairs in school, and with Derpy, and loooots of imagined times with Daring Doo, aaaand of course the thing with Fiddlesticks AND Applejack last month.

AJ: … THE MAYOR?!

RD: Pinkie,  I never had something with Lighting Du- HOW DO YOU EVEN KNOW?!??

oh Silly me!!!!!! I forgot the 27 times with Fluttershy!!!!!

RD: OK IT’S TIME TO STOP NOW